According to nutty UK tabloids, Simon Cowell is losing the PR battle with his ‘Idol’ bosses — so he’s going to ‘go public’ with his ‘deep relationship’ with make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy.

Simon’s PR Team says: A  ‘source’ says:

“Simon is ready to let everyone know. Their relationship has been conducted under a cloak of secrecy!”

Simon’s previous beards previous girlfriends include Terri Seymour and singer Sinitta.

Sure, Simon.