Jordan stole the show last night at the Vienna Ball – after Lindsay Lohan flaked and didn’t show up!
Insane Lindsay was supposed to be the date of insanely wealthy Austrian business tycoon Richard Lugner’s, but she flaked out and didn’t get on the plane.
Lugner, who already paid Lindsay to be his date, is said to [...]

A UK tabloid says that tabloid sensation Jordan & her new hubby Alex Reid are already feuding and heading toward a quickie divorce.
‘You were a nobody before you met me,’ Jordan supposedly screamed at her husband of 4 days, ‘I call the shots around here, not you.’
So fake. Why do the British buy this crap?

Putting the Kardashian’s antics to shame, UK fake celebrity Jordan, aka Katie Price, and her fake celebrity bf Alex Reid eloped yesterday in Vegas.
The festivities included a quickie ceremony followed by a trip to a strip club.
The witnesses?  The crew from her reality show, ‘What Katie Did Next.’
Really.

Proving everything she does is fake, UK faux celebrity Jordan has announced she’s marrying recent UK Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid.
Jordan previously turned down his marriage proposal on another reality show, but apparently now that he’s PR red meat, Jordan’s getting a slice.
Have these people ever been in a room together when there wasn’t [...]

Alex Reid – a cross-dressing cage fighter whose claim to fame is dating faux celebrity  Jordan — has won Celebrity Big Brother in the UK.
Washed up ex-boy band member Dane Bowers came in second.
Who are these people?