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The shrill rightwing Parents Television Council – a nutty fringe group with six members in Utah — have their panties in a twist over just the thought of Howard Stern taking over for Simon Cowell on ‘American idol’.
Says a spokesman:
“Given ‘American Idol’s’ extreme popularity with family audiences, I hope that Fox will put the rumors [...]

According to nutty UK tabloids, Simon Cowell is losing the PR battle with his ‘Idol’ bosses — so he’s going to ‘go public’ with his ‘deep relationship’ with make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy.
Simon’s PR Team says: A  ‘source’ says:
“Simon is ready to let everyone know. Their relationship has been conducted under a cloak of secrecy!”
Simon’s previous [...]

Howard Stern is saying he’s been offered Simon Cowell’s job on ‘American Idol’!
According to Stern’s people:
“Howard isn’t thrilled about touring the country auditioning talent, nor is he excited about the amount of time he’d spend in Los Angeles for performance and result shows.  But he’s gonna love tearing those kids down.’
Rumor Rating: 3  Ain’t Gonna [...]

The (fake) Ellen Degeneres-Simon Cowell feud heating up:
Says Ellen:
I had one idea of Simon when I came in, and it’s changed. He’s actually meaner than I thought…It’s hard to listen to him tell people things and me not to go, ‘You poor thing!’”
Does ‘Ameriocan Idol’ need this much fake PR?

Instead of using his time on ABC’s ‘This Week’ to talk about the crappy economy or health care crisis, newly elected Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown has really important things nothing on his mind except shilling for his daughter’s singing career.
Daughter Ayla bombed out of ‘American Idol’ during Hollywood week back in 2006.
Says the Senator:
“American Idol” [...]

It’s turning into a war down at ‘American Idol’.
We told you a few days ago that Ellen was pissed at Simon – well, it’s much worse then that!  They won’t even speak to each other!
Says a gossipbomb source:
“The minute the cameras stop rolling they run to their corners and ignore each other. What’s worse is [...]

There’s major backstage drama going on over at ‘American Idol’!
On Ellen’s very first day of taping, Simon Cowell was an hour and a half late and Ellen blew up!
Says a source:
“Here it was the first day of taping of the Hollywood shows, and Ellen was there waiting for Simon to show up. Ellen’s new to [...]

Simon Fuller — the guy behind ‘American Idol’ — was robbed while on vacation in Uruguay.  Fuller says in a police report that $100,000 in cash and jewellery were stolen as well as his passport.  Fuller, who is apparently used to getting whatever he wants, also demand: “I don’t want it ending up in the [...]

“American Idol” has already found their first star of the 9th edition of the just-won’t-die reality competition
“Pants On The Ground’ singer/songwriter “General” Larry Platt has gone from joke to sensation over night.
His original tune, who the AI producers saved for the very last audition of the night, is an Internet sensation amassing downloads not seen [...]

Another day, another round of “‘Who Will Replace Simon Cowell on ‘American Idol’?”
Today contestant is Sir Elton John.
Yeah, but how would we ever tell him apart from Ellen?

“American Idol” boss Simon Fuller is being flooded with calls from agents who want to place their clients in the soon to be vacated Simon Cowell judge chair.
“A day doesn’t pass that I don’t get a call from an agent of a superstar saying, ‘Can we talk?’ Everyone’s interested, and that’s going to go on [...]